Friday, February 24, 2017

Does This Ass Make My Country Look Small?


I've been trying to give Cheeto Hitler the benefit of the doubt. When he recently decided to uphold an Obama order on LGBT rights, I applauded. But not only does this man not have a 'cohesive' philosophy, I doubt he knows what the word cohesive means

This week President Pussy-grabber is going back on 2 campaign promises dear to my heart. He's going after legal weed and he's messing with trans kids. I've got news for you - you senile butt-plug, you're already at 36% approval, and I know for a fact a big chunk of those people voted for you thinking you were pro marijuana legalization. Lose them and you're heading for uncharted territory in the single digits.

I understand that the genitalia obsessed GOP doesn't want girls in the boy's room, or boys in the girl's room, but if they would think this through, they'd see that this is exactly what the solution to this nonexistent problem does. I have the pleasure of knowing a trans teen, currently a senior in high school. He is a boy, in every sense of the word. Meaning - he is out for your daughters. If you don't want boys in the girl's rooms you don't want him in the girl's rooms. Yet that is what these anti-trans bathroom laws demand. 

There was one bright spot this week. In an age where the president can grab your/your wife's pussy, racism is a badge of honor, sexism is rampant, and Islamophobia, homophobia, transphobia, and xenophobia are all in vogue, America still has some standards left. Pedophilia is still a career killer!

Poor Milo, but gay Nazis are the worst kind of gays and the worst kind of Nazis.

One thing is clear; the GOP is now officially the party of the perverts.

Happy Weekend all, Perv Bigly!


Wednesday, February 22, 2017

3d DCA Watch -- Has Judge Luck Entered the Bunker Yet?


Dear Judge,

They do calisthenics in the mechanical room.

Sinks are bolted to discourage petty theft and/or earthquake damage.

The front yard is a long dark highway.

You may notice a motif of "grey concrete."

They issue mshuga orders from time to time.

Oh yeah -- have fun!!


Tuesday, February 21, 2017

Take Back Joe Piscopo!



How sick are you to wake up every morning and read a bunch of crazy crap from our Idiot-in-Chief?

That Trumpies are cleaving is very disturbing -- it means that all the stupid FB posts and memes by "the Libs" are not having any effect except the opposite of what is intended:
Those who journeyed to Trump’s Saturday evening event on Florida’s Space Coast said that since the election, they have unfriended some of their liberal relatives or friends on Facebook. They don’t understand why major media outlets don’t see the same successful administration they have been cheering on. And they’re increasingly frustrated that Democrats — and some Republicans — are too slow to approve some of the president’s nominees and too quick to protest his every utterance.
This combined with a crude but highly effective propaganda campaign to delegitimize news, the so called courts, plus facts leaves many Trumpies angry, motivated, socially cohesive, vengeance-minded and adrift in a sea of pre-rational emotion and paeans to "America First."

So every "fact" exposed validates and reinforces its opposite -- good times, peeps!

In better news, do like this guy.

Friday, February 17, 2017

Ode to a Troll

Earthquake on Planet Tump!



After all the years of calling Obama a dictator, Republicans are now supporting a man who is actually thinking about send out troops to round people up.

Forced relocations are always the bloodiest and most shameful chapters in human history.
President Donald Trump’s administration is considering mobilizing as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants, according to The Associated Press. The Trump administration strongly denied the report Friday morning.
A draft memo obtained by The Associated Press outlines a Trump administration proposal under consideration to mobilize as many as 100,000 National Guard troops to round up unauthorized immigrants. Millions of those who would be affected in 11 states live nowhere near the Mexico border.
The 11-page document calls for the unprecedented militarization of immigration enforcement as far north as Portland, Oregon, and as far east as New Orleans, Louisiana. If the proposal is implemented, governors in the affected states would have final approval on whether troops under their control participate.



If the fate of the 'free world' were not at stake, I might actually have some sympathy for the shit-gibbon.  

Read more here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article133323129.html#storylink=cpy

For intended effect, play both videos same time with the volume on the music video slightly lower. 



Update: Like most things the Trump people say, their walk back of this was also an alternative fact.


But let's be honest. Trump ran on a promise to deport millions. Do you think they are all going quietly or will force be involved???

Thursday, February 16, 2017

Open Your Arms!


Willie I'm gonna miss ya:
“There has been no greater honor than to serve and protect the same community that opened its arms to my parents when they immigrated to this country,” Ferrer, 50, said in a statement released Wednesday, after informing the Southern District of Florida’s office of his resignation.
What about this nice lawyer, he took pictures to convey the stresses and reality of our local animal shelter while volunteering his time:
Luckily, Marcos Javier Garcia, 36, a Miami lawyer and emerging photographer, is the shelter volunteer kind of dog lover. He steeled his nerves and offered himself to the Miami-Dade Animal Services Pet Adoption and Protection Center (known as MDAS) in 2015. The shelter, like most public animal adoption centers across the country, was overcrowded and overwhelmed. (Around 7.6 million animals enter shelters each year, and nearly three million never make it out.)
  “Working as a volunteer — guiding people through the aisles looking for lost dogs, assisting people in viewing and adopting dogs, riding along with animal control cops and, what was worse, watching people surrender dogs to the shelter after signing a document advising them their dog may be euthanized — all of this gave me a firsthand perspective on what drove this problem: Supply outstripped demand,” Mr. Garcia said. “The economics of the shelter dog reality are as cold as its consequences. Given the finite amount of space to house the unwanted dogs, sometimes over 100 a day, harsh decisions must be made as to which dogs live and which dogs die.”
Might as well be the person your mom thinks you are.


Read
“Working as a volunteer — guiding people through the aisles looking for lost dogs, assisting people in viewing and adopting dogs, riding along with animal control cops and, what was worse, watching people surrender dogs to the shelter after signing a document advising them their dog may be euthanized — all of this gave me a firsthand perspective on what drove this problem: Supply outstripped demand,” Mr. Garcia said. “The economics of the shelter dog reality are as cold as its consequences. Given the finite amount of space to house the unwanted dogs, sometimes over 100 a day, harsh decisions must be made as to which dogs live and which dogs die.”more “Working as a volunteer — guiding people through the aisles looking for lost dogs, assisting people in viewing and adopting dogs, riding along with animal control cops and, what was worse, watching people surrender dogs to the shelter after signing a document advising them their dog may be euthanized — all of this gave me a firsthand perspective on what drove this problem: Supply outstripped demand,” Mr. Garcia said. “The economics of the shelter dog reality are as cold as its consequences. Given the finite amount of space to house the unwanted dogs, sometimes over 100 a day, harsh decisions must be made as to which dogs live and which dogs die.”“Working as a volunteer — guiding people through the aisles looking for lost dogs, assisting people in viewing and adopting dogs, riding along with animal control cops and, what was worse, watching people surrender dogs to the shelter after signing a document advising them their dog may be euthanized — all of this gave me a firsthand perspective on what drove this problem: Supply outstripped demand,” Mr. Garcia said. “The economics of the shelter dog reality are as cold as its consequences. Given the finite amount of space to house the unwanted dogs, sometimes over 100 a day, harsh decisions must be made as to which dogs live and which dogs die.”here: http://www.miamiherald.com/news/local/article132905189.html#storylink=cpy


Wednesday, February 15, 2017

3d DCA Watch -- Star of Dave's Temple Edition!


Hi kids, let's take a look inside the bowels of the bunker:

Just kidding!

Wilson v. Wilson:

I love the Star of David, I mean the Star of Dave's Temple!

Proposals for settlement are so easy to understand and apply correctly.

Judge has to go.

Buh-Bye!


Tuesday, February 14, 2017

Happy Rational Ruling Tuesday!


I've appeared before Judge Brinkema, she's no pushover:
In her opinion, Brinkema wrote that the Commonwealth of Virginia “has produced unrebutted evidence” that the order “was not motivated by rational national security concerns” but “religious prejudice” toward Muslims. She cited Trump’s statements before taking office, as well as an interview in which former New York City mayor Rudolph W. Giuliani (R) said that the president wanted a “Muslim ban.”
“The ‘Muslim Ban’ was a centerpiece of the president’s campaign for months, and the press release calling for it was still available on his website as of the day this Memorandum Opinion is being entered,” Brinkema wrote.
See, in court, you have to produce "evidence" so that a determination can be made about "facts."

You guys know this, who could possibly swear an oath to the law and yet support this buffoon?

This was my favorite part:
Brinkema rejected that argument. “Maximum power does not mean absolute power,” she wrote. “Every presidential action must still comply with the limits set by Congress’ delegation of power and the constraints of the Constitution, including the Bill of Rights.”
Again, these should be basic agreed-upon rules of the road.

Oh yeah -- Happy Valentine's Day!!!

Friday, February 10, 2017

Disheartening, Demoralizing Shit-Gibbon

Of all the kinds of shit-gibbons, disheartening and demoralizing ones are the worst.
President Trump’s escalating attacks on the federal judiciary drew denunciation Wednesday from his Supreme Court nominee, Neil Gorsuch, who told a senator that the criticism was “disheartening” and “demoralizing” to independent federal courts.
Of course Trump claims Gorsuch never said that! Wow, alternate facts are great!

Trump may not know what civil assets forfeitures are, but he knows he loves them! So much so, he'll destroy you for opposing them. And this threat prompted my favorite Tweet of the week.
This president is so dumb he thinks he's smart. Have a great weekend everyone, while weekends are still "a thing."